Again, a Something New I would have never come up with on my own...
I took a cicada out of The Neurotic Dog's mouth.
We were taking our nightly walk at the park, and were crossing the grass to the water fountain, and she stepped on a cicada in the grass. The cicada made this awful buzzing sound, and TND felt the need to eat it.
While it was in her mouth, it was making a REALLY awful buzzing sound. Since TND only knows one command, shouting "DROPITDROPITDROPITDROPIT!!!" did absolutely nothing.
So I stuck my hand in her mouth and fished out the cidada.
It was a very mad cidada.
Then I ran squealing like a 12-year-old girl to the water fountain to wash my hands.
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