Sunday, May 31, 2009

Stupid Smart People

I had the following conversation with The Big One:

TBO: "Mom, can I use this empty laundry basket?"

Me: "What for?"

TBO: "To put my laundry in."

Me: "Where's your laundry basket?"

TBO: "It's full."

Me: "Um, then that would mean it's time for you to do your laundry."

TBO: "Oh. Yeah."

This is the kid with the 103 GPA. I swear, I'm raising the stupidest smart people ever.

Monday, May 4, 2009

I started my 3rd new job in the last 14 months today.

I think I learned more today than I have in the last 2 jobs I've had, and when I saw the "WTF?" rubber stamp in one of my new co-workers desk drawer, knew I was going to fit in just fine.

Sunday, May 3, 2009

I made the comment on my Facebook feed that "I am grateful for dandelions, because without them, my yard would be a big brown patch of dirt, filled with dogpiles."

The Little One and I passed an empty lot yesterday, full of dandelions. She said "Look Mommy, a field of wishing flowers!"

So technically, they're not weeds - they're wishes.