Saturday, January 24, 2009

Something New, #264

In my effort to get my weight down to what it says on my driver's license and create multiple streams of income for my family, I've hit upon a sure-fire winner.

I invented a weight-loss plan.

I'm calling it the Dental Diet. Anytime I feel like eating junk or eating out of boredom, I'll brush my teeth. It's only been 2 days, but my teeth feel great.

If this fails, I guess I could eat less and exercise more, but where's the profit to be made in that?

1 comment:

Keri said...

I like it!
I hate to exercise and eat less. Yuck.