MSN has just confirmed something I've suspected all my life. Gay men and straight women are basically the same.
This would explain Goldie Hawn, Elizabeth Taylor, Cher, Judy Garland (AND Liza Minelli) and the grande dame of them all, Bette Midler. All are fabulous gay men, trapped in women's bodies.
I have wanted to be a fabulous gay man since I was twenty, and now I realize that I am, and have been all along!
This is just going to open a world of possibilities...