I had the following conversation with The Big One:
TBO: "Mom, can I use this empty laundry basket?"
Me: "What for?"
TBO: "To put my laundry in."
Me: "Where's your laundry basket?"
TBO: "It's full."
Me: "Um, then that would mean it's time for you to do your laundry."
TBO: "Oh. Yeah."
This is the kid with the 103 GPA. I swear, I'm raising the stupidest smart people ever.