So The Big One and I were getting gas the other day, when the car next to us starts up, and starts blasting music. At. Full. Volume.
I got back in the car and said, “You know I really wanted to say to that guy, ‘Hey, when you do that, people aren’t thinking, ‘Man, that guy’s cool.’ What they are thinking is, ‘Man, that guy’s a jackhole.’”
The Big One said, “Yeah. The only time it would be cool if he were blasting showtunes.”
My work is done.